anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

(via disaster0logist)

(Source: weheartit.com, via eye-fvck)

kevinkinky-:

the devil and god are shredding inside me 

kevinkinky-:

the devil and god are shredding inside me 

(Source: murdering-me, via xyrophobiia)

(Source: cambridgebaby, via cutielife)

plantcuddles:

dumdaisies:

lookn like shet all day evry day

uh do you mean lookin cute

plantcuddles:

dumdaisies:

lookn like shet all day evry day

uh do you mean lookin cute

(via porn4smartgirls)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via soaring-with-the-clouds)

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

(via pope-of-pop-culture)

(Source: eyeslikeopen-doors, via nancydrewofficial)

radicalbodypositive:

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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lol this is me and body shaming

(via kiss-your-demons)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via holyflamesandebonywings)

stormyhale:

I don’t know anymore…

1) Sebastian Stan + Misha Collins

2) Chris Evans + Jensen Ackles

(via holyflamesandebonywings)

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame, via bitchface-bmo)

(Source: porker-cannon, via meet-me-in-the-fucking-pit)

killedmycatatemytailor:

Is Hawkeye’s idea of accessorizing just to add more arrows??

(Source: geothebio, via im-your-favorite-actor-and-i)

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via kiss-your-demons)